This
page is under construction. Here are some
updates I have made recently.
And more are
coming in the future.
"The Bible
contains six admonishments to homosexuals,
and 362 to heterosexuals. This doesn't mean God doesn't love
heterosexuals,
it's just that they need more supervision." ~ Lynn Lavner
Best line I've heard by
a drunk:
ER Doctor: "Sir, how much do you drink in a day?"
Drunk: "Not much. But I drink a LOT at night!"
